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I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks letra
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-pooplatter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked myass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudohomo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomouswith 'super dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister andsoon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids herhair
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in mygenes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made byJimmy Dean
See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk orLewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got alisp he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
Bloodhound Gang - Letras
- A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying
- Aint Nothing But Mammals
- Along Comes Mary
- Altogether Ooky
- American Bitches
- Asleep At The Wheel
- B.h.g.p.s.a.
- Bad Touch
- Balls Out
- Boom
- Cheese Tidbit
- Chew Toy
- Convoy
- Coo Coo Ca Choo
- David Song
- Diarrhea Runs In The Family
- Diary Of a Stranger
- Dimes
- Disco Pogo
- Earlameyer The Butt Pirate
- Farting With A Walkman On
- Fire Water Burn
- Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
- Go Down
- Going Nowhere Slow
- Hell Yeah
- Hooray For Boobies
- I Hope You Die
- I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
- I'm The Least You Could Do
- It's Tricky
- Jackass
- K.I.D.S. Incorporated
- Kids In America
- Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
- Legend In My Spare Time
- Lift Your Head Up High ( And Blow Your Brains Out)
- Live At the Apollo
- Magna Cum Nada
- Mama Say
- Mama's Boy
- Mope
- My Dad Say's Thats For Pussies
- Nightmare At The Apollo
- No Hard Feelings
- No Rest For The Wicked
- One Way
- Pacman On Crack
- Pennsylvania
- Pickles and Fudge
- Ralph Wiggum
- Rang Dang
- Reflections of Remoh
- Relax, Don't Do It
- Right Turn Clyde
- Rip Taylor is God
- RSVP
- Screwing You at Beach on Night
- She Ain't Got No Legs
- Shitty Record Offer
- Should Have Been There
- Shut Up
- Socially Awkward Penguin
- Something Diabolical
- Strictly For The Tardcore
- Take The Long Way Home
- That Cough Came With A Prize
- The 10 Coolest Things About New Jersey
- The Bad Touch
- The Bad Touch
- The Ballad of Chasey Lain
- The Choice Is Yours
- The Evils Of Placenta Hustling
- The Inevitable Return Of The Great White
- The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope
- The Roof Is On Fire
- The Vagina Song
- Think Outside The Box
- This Is Stupid
- Three Point One Four
- Turn Clyde
- Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss
- Uncool As Me
- Uuuu
- We Are The Knuckleheads
- We Are The Knuckleheads (Banned Version)
- We Bring The Party To You
- We Like Meat
- Weekend!
- Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?
- Yellow Fever
- You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
- Your Only Friends Are Make Believe
- Yummy Down On This
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