My Dad Say's Thats For Pussies letra

Fuck Guns 'N' Roses without Slash
A real man never uses hair product unless he's black
Toilet Paper is for queers
Gargling after a blowjob is how they make light beer

You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
My Dad says that's for pussies

Ain't gonna lift the seat to whizz
Just 'cos it's called Men's Gymnastics doesn't mean it is
This Fairtrade coffee tastes like gay
Now seems like a good time to out Matthew McConaughey

You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
My Dad says that's for pussies

Libraries, back-up parachutes and the Versailles Treaty
Seatbelts, hurricane warnings and anti-freeze
Rogaine, helmets, CPR and Kenny G
Wheelchairs, Ghandi, rehab, braille and harmonies

John Wayne would never use a surge protector!

You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
My Dad says that's for pussies

You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
My Dad says that's for pussies

You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun
My Dad says, my Dad says
My Dad says that's for pussies

Bloodhound Gang - Letras

• A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying
• Aint Nothing But Mammals
• Along Comes Mary
• Altogether Ooky
• American Bitches
• Asleep At The Wheel
• B.h.g.p.s.a.
• Bad Touch
• Balls Out
• Boom
• Cheese Tidbit
• Chew Toy
• Convoy
• Coo Coo Ca Choo
• David Song
• Diarrhea Runs In The Family
• Diary Of a Stranger
• Dimes
• Disco Pogo
• Earlameyer The Butt Pirate
• Farting With A Walkman On
• Fire Water Burn
• Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
• Go Down
• Going Nowhere Slow
• Hell Yeah
• Hooray For Boobies
• I Hope You Die
• I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
• I'm The Least You Could Do
• It's Tricky
• Jackass
• K.I.D.S. Incorporated
• Kids In America
• Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
• Legend In My Spare Time
• Lift Your Head Up High ( And Blow Your Brains Out)
• Live At the Apollo
• Magna Cum Nada
• Mama Say
• Mama's Boy
• Mope
• My Dad Say's Thats For Pussies
• Nightmare At The Apollo
• No Hard Feelings
• No Rest For The Wicked
• One Way
• Pacman On Crack
• Pennsylvania
• Pickles and Fudge
• Ralph Wiggum
• Rang Dang
• Reflections of Remoh
• Relax, Don't Do It
• Right Turn Clyde
• Rip Taylor is God
• RSVP
• Screwing You at Beach on Night
• She Ain't Got No Legs
• Shitty Record Offer
• Should Have Been There
• Shut Up
• Socially Awkward Penguin
• Something Diabolical
• Strictly For The Tardcore
• Take The Long Way Home
• That Cough Came With A Prize
• The 10 Coolest Things About New Jersey
• The Bad Touch
• The Bad Touch
• The Ballad of Chasey Lain
• The Choice Is Yours
• The Evils Of Placenta Hustling
• The Inevitable Return Of The Great White
• The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope
• The Roof Is On Fire
• The Vagina Song
• Think Outside The Box
• This Is Stupid
• Three Point One Four
• Turn Clyde
• Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss
• Uncool As Me
• Uuuu
• We Are The Knuckleheads
• We Are The Knuckleheads (Banned Version)
• We Bring The Party To You
• We Like Meat
• Weekend!
• Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?
• Yellow Fever
• You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
• Your Only Friends Are Make Believe
• Yummy Down On This